Sunday, December 31, 2006

"Little Strips of Goodness"

I forgot to post these...



LV says they're just like Planet Hollywood's Chicken Crunch. Except with Ritz crackers. "And that's easily the best thing on that menu."

There were far too many chicken strips here that the recipe for oven-fried chicken tenders called for. I ran out of the mixture of paprika, thyme, low-sodium Ritz crackers (so gross compared to the real thing), etc. so that's why some of the chicken looks pale in the photo. They were good. But "oven-fried" doesn't really describe them.

Peanut Butter Bacon Sandwiches




This was supposed to be a testimonial to how great my meatloaf was the night before, but wouldn't you rather eat peanut butter and bacon on white bread after seeing this?


Nun's Puffs


The picture of these in the cookbook looked so tasty. Raspberries scattered around, honey dripping, a croissant-like texture... I couldn't wait to make them.



There are four eggs and not much else in this recipe. If you don't put honey on them, they kind taste like an egg. Croissants don't taste like eggs. I was kind of disappointed.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Meatloaf

I was thinking of titling this post "mmmmMeatloaf," but I really wasn't that crazy about it. I think I'm programmed to want my meatloaf with just ground beef and on the dry side. Like it's not done right until it NEEDS ketchup on it.

As a way to use up the left over ground veal and ground beef from an earlier (and successful though not photographed) attempt at Swedish meatballs, I decided to make some meatloaf. I think the veal helped it taste juicy, and I was repulsed. Scrappy and LV, however, dogged it.

All I have to show are the three leftover slices...




Sunday, December 17, 2006

Game Day



I started out the football season with lots of chips and deli meat. Then I got a cookbook. I not only made buffalo wings, I also made the bleu cheese dip with real crumbled bleu cheese. The beer, however, I'll leave up to Heineken.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

The Birthday Party

Who knew 6-year-olds could have such fun finger food at their birthday parties? I'm sure no one was expecting this menu when I decided to cook.



Crab dip served in phyllo shells





Buffalo Wings (well done by the third batch because of all the grease on fire in the broiler)



Shrimp and limes on skewers (which really functioned as more of centerpiece) all dried out at the end of the party

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Chicken Kiev

Who knows why I didn't take a picture of the chicken kiev when it first came out of the oven... I had beat those little chickens to the thin rectangles they were supposed to be, and then folded the butter and onions and garlic and everything else tasty inside better than I thought I would. Ugh... All I have is this lame video of the leftovers I made when I got tired of filming LV playing his new PSP game. You can't even see how well I breaded those suckers! I'm just going to have to make them again.


Friday, December 08, 2006

Steak: Attempt 2

I found this when I was looking for more food pictures. It's not really about how overdone the pepper steak was as much as how we still have a dishwasher sitting in the middle of the kitchen. You have to see the video that came before it to understand better how the kitchen is set up.





Translation: "This is what Juan has done to my steak. It's overdone because his plumber [he sent over at 8:30 at night] couldn't do anything for us because he's not an electrician and a fucking carpenter [on top of being a plumber]. [[Shot of cabinet that needs to be removed]] Not an old dishwasher. Not an old dishwasher that needs to be replaced [as Juan lead the plumber to believe would be there]!"

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Sugar Cookies

We bought a ton of new cookie cutters, two packages of the Pilsbury Dough mix, and went to town making sugar cookies. None of the pictures or videos were that exciting, so here are some thumbnails:


Saturday, November 18, 2006

Gingerbread Men (and Women and Bears)

The gingerbread men in the Woman's Day Christmas cookie tear-out looked really good, so I decided to go ahead and spend 8 hours mixing, rolling, refrigerating, rolling, freezing, cutting, baking, and decorating some. (some = about 5 dozen)




This must be somewhere near the end of the process because my face is red and I have a toothpick ready for testing.




The important thing here is to note the dining room table in the background. No more folding-chairs-turned-into-tables for Scrappy.


Saturday, October 14, 2006

Pumpkin Seeds

My grandma used to put the pumpkin seeds in the oven and toast them when we were done carving jack-o'-lanterns. I always thought they were super tasty and decided to give it a try. I'm not sure if it was a bad guess at what temperature and for how long to toast the seeds or the Mrs. Dash that really made these awful. So gross. But I like the pre-oven picture.


Sunday, August 20, 2006

More Cookies

I'm guessing these were chocolate chip cookies. More Toll House...


Saturday, June 24, 2006

Strawberry Cookies

"What kind of cookies should we make?"


"Strawberry."


I'd never heard of strawberry cookies. Were they pink cookies? Did they just have pink frosting? Were they just in the shape of a strawberry? Rather than go to the Internet and hear what everyone else thought a strawberry cookie was, I started asking myself what the Little One might have found lacking in previous batches of cookies. Were they dry? Did she not get to use the rolling pin enough? The answer, I decided, was to buy premade sugar cookie dough and a jar of strawberry jam. Voila. Strawberry cookies.


No stores in our neighborhood had the cans of Pilsbury dough, so we bought the Duncan Hines sugar cookie mix. This worked out better for incorporating the rolling pin. One cookie in the shape of a Superman glass, add some jam, top with another cookie in the shape of a Superman glass minus a heart or star cut-out. Bake. Strawberry cookies (that are not so easy to layer in a narrow Tupperware container).


Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Toll House Recipe

Chocolate chip cookies with chopped pecans. What they lack in adventure, they make up for in taste.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Cookies

I don't know what we're making here... LV's grimace implies it's either too hot to deal with Scrappy's questions or there are too many ingredients in that bowl.


There was no blog when this was shot, so there are no pictures of the final product. There's a video where I think LV is telling Meg to add the coconut (and he seems happier), so most likely they were the Oatmeal Scotchie alternates that have toffee and coconut...


(Note: She's not really that tall. Her step stool made it a lot easier to reach the countertop.)

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Chocolate Cherry Pistachio Pinwheels


I made a bunch of these for Christmas 2005, thinking I would send them to all my relatives as gifts. (There was a picture in Woman's Day with littls stacks of pinwheels tied with ribbon...) But I was baking them on Christmas Day. You kind of lose your enthusiasm for sending out Christmas gifts come December 26. Especially when only about a dozen of the cookies actually looked gift-worthy. (A lot were cracked and broken from the dough not being very pliable when it was rolled together.)


This is a photo of the second attempt at the pinwheels. It was also the first time Scrappy had ever used a rolling pin. Not that helping roll them out made her any more enthusiastic about eating a cookie that didn't have chocolate chips in it. I thought they were tasty enough to make in March, though.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Sara's Wedding



I didn't make the food at my friend Sara's wedding, but I was taking pictures at the table, so I've decided that means they automatically get to be included here.