I told LV to run to the store and grab asparagus. I meant Brussels sprout. There are fewer of them in the fresh packs. Asparagus is like $4.99/lb and comes by the bushel.
How to Eat All the Asparagus in One Sitting
Cut big pieces
Steam for just the right length of time
Serve only woody pieces to Scrappy (the tops "taste like water," which makes her irritable despite the fact she sleeps with a water bottle)
Serve very little chicken and pasta
Voila. All asparagus eaten.
No comments:
Post a Comment